Episode 1

[billi]

1. Who is the most likable? JJ
2. Who is the most annoying? JJ
3. Who is the biggest schemer? JJ
4. Who is the biggest competition threat? Imogen
5. Who is going to be evicted first? Billi
6. Who will be the most boring in the episodes? Dan
7. Who will be the star of the season's episodes? Laura
8. Who is the most loyal? Billi
9. Who is most likely to stab you in the back? Imogen
10. Who didn't deserve to be cast for the game? Billi

[billi]

1. What are your first impressions on your housemates? Who do you like, and why? Who do you not like, and why?

I havent really had too much of a chance to talk to too many people, i do however have a secret sexual relationship with Imogen, we bump nasties on a regular basis. I could go into great detail about the steamy sexual relationship between Imogen and myself, but i would hate to be censored :X

As far as who i hate, i pretty much hate everyone who isnt me, because honestly, when youre as awesome as i am, then its hard for anyone to live up to my expectations of awesomeness.

2. What did you think of the first Have Not competition?

I was just happy that i was a have for the week, who da man? I da man

3. What did you think of the first HoH Competition, and your elimination from it (if applicable)?

I couldnt make the fist HOH competition due to being called into work i got screwed

4. How did you feel about Joshuah quitting the game?
Well it sucks because i'm a fan of playing against the cream of the crop as far as competition is concerned, however on the bright side, there is now a 76.8% less chance i will be getting sodomized during the remainder of the game.

5. Do you feel comfortable with Imogen as HoH? Who do you expect to see nominated?

The most comfortable position I feel with Imogen is when her lips are around my naughty man parts, whoever she puts up is fine and dandy with me, because i know i aint got nothin to worry about, shes ma gurrrrl.

[Brigitte Stavaruk]

JJ and Nikki part two? As long as no cybering occurs its k. BB is watching.

[billi]

1. How do you feel about Dino winning the PoV?

I really dont care, i know that whether he uses the veto or not, that i wont be in any danger, so NYAHHH

2. What do you expect to see happen at the PoV Ceremony?

Billi sits, watches, smirks, etc etc... 30 minutes later, bill masturbates.

[billi]

Hey there sweet thang, I wouldnt mind jumping into bed with you

[Brigitte Stavaruk]

Hey, I'm not that easy! Ask Sophie or Nikki.

[Sophie Reade]

Ask Nikki.

[billi]

It doesnt matter, i don't mind workin for it

[billi]

So, i ended up getting pretty flirty with Laura tonight, i dont know if she was really eatin up my game or if she was just tryin to play me, the hardest thing about playing these damn alias games is not knowing whether or not these fuckin women with these hot ass avatars are actually women or if theyre dudes in disguise.

There should be some kind of a law against this shit, its not fair to my penis. I talk to these girls and look at their avatars and we start gettin all flirty, and my penis gets all "hi how ya doin" and then the thought creeps into my head that it could possibly be some dude at the other end of the keyboard "hehe"ing me with pink font and it really gets me out of my mental game, which SUCKS.


In the long run, it doesnt really matter though, i'll still flirt with anything that moves, the name of the game is WINNING, and the best way to do that is to do my thang and shake my wang, and see what comes runnin.

[billi]

As far as straight up gameplay is concerned.... wait.. whos nominated again?

*producer mumbles*

What the fuck is a make-o-she


Yeah, i really dont care who cares and i dont know who im voting for yet, Imogen is ma girl and if i can get a second to talk to her then i could figure out what her thoughts were on nominations and shit. The bottom line is i know im safe, so the only thing im worried about is gettin ma dick wet.

[billi]

I really dont care which one of these two end up going this week and noone has told me who the majority of the house is planning on voting out which makes me feel really left out, sooooo the fact that makosi has been on aim and wont respond to my messages when i happen to be online is reason enough for me.



I VOTE TO EVICT MAKOSI