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Post by billi on Jul 16, 2011 15:08:40 GMT -4
So getting rid of Dino last week the way we did was FUCKING sweet, he had no idea that shit was going down, i know that im going back a week now, but i really was hoping to win that HOH that imogen took home, just from the standpoint that i'd be the one that got rid of Dino. It's not that i dislike the kid on a personal level, its just that if you step up into my rage cage, you gonna get bit. And thats what happened with Dino. Thats a free lesson in Big Brother, if you're too busy strutting around playing "grab-ass" with all the other prancing gay kids in the house, then you're gonna end up in jury house masturbating to some 250 pound landscaper named "Guillermo" you just can't get complacent kids. At this point in the game, noone really worries me as far as challenges go, i know imogen is significantly better than me, but at the same time, i know she would take me to the F2 so i have nothing to worry about from here. Basically its just Billi and Imogen vs 4 challenge jokes who all think we're aligned with them in some way shape or form, and aren't they all gonna be surprised when the walls start crashing down around them. F2 here i come  |
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Post by billi on Jul 16, 2011 18:26:52 GMT -4
bbcurveimogen: if i win veto bbcurveimogen: can i say something in my speech about how she's a bitch for trying to plot to backdoor me?  bhatterupbilli: lol, sure i dont care bhatterupbilli: she cant play HOH next week anyways bbcurveimogen: right bhatterupbilli: she'll probably blame sophie bbcurveimogen: LOL |
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Post by billi on Jul 17, 2011 13:29:25 GMT -4
bhatterupbilli (6:31:54 PM): lori keeps saying she wants to phone bone after this game is over, but i can tell shes absolutely full of shit
bhatterupbilli (6:32:05 PM): ive been fucking with her ever since i used the veto on her the other da
bhatterupbilli (6:32:06 PM): day
bhatterupbilli (6:32:21 PM): im like "youre gonna show me your boobies now right?"
bhatterupbilli (6:32:29 PM): and shes like super creeped out
bhatterupbilli (6:32:42 PM): its fucking awesome
cuzcarynsucks (6:34:13 PM): lmao
cuzcarynsucks (6:34:23 PM): so youre just doing that to her to scare her now?
bhatterupbilli (6:34:30 PM): oh absolutely
bhatterupbilli (6:34:40 PM): i was doing at first to try to get in with her
bhatterupbilli (6:34:54 PM): but as soon as i figured out that she was more with dana and makosi than with me
bhatterupbilli (6:35:01 PM): ive just been doing it to fuck with her
bhatterupbilli (6:35:22 PM): because she like really needs me in the game if shes going to make it to the end
bhatterupbilli (6:35:30 PM): so she cant just like tell me to fuck off and stop being a creep
bhatterupbilli (6:35:58 PM): so ive been progressively getting creepier and creepier
cuzcarynsucks (6:36:03 PM): what does she say?
bhatterupbilli (6:36:54 PM): i can tell shes uncomfortable, but she just like puts "lol" and says like "we'll have to wait til after the game"
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Post by billi on Jul 17, 2011 13:31:51 GMT -4
bhatterupbilli: jsyk
bhatterupbilli: i was really horny last night and all i could think about was you
LoriGotCurves: lol well not really me
LoriGotCurves: but "lori"
LoriGotCurves: im hotter then lori
LoriGotCurves: TRUST ME
bhatterupbilli: no, i was thinking about you
bhatterupbilli: and like the chats we have and stuff
LoriGotCurves: did u jerk off?
bhatterupbilli: absolutely
LoriGotCurves: lol
LoriGotCurves: ill ttyl babe
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Post by billi on Jul 17, 2011 13:41:33 GMT -4
At this point in the game, i literally have deals with everyone, ABSOLUTELY everyone. Ive got a F3 deal with Jessica and Lori, ive got a F3 deal with Lori and Dan, ive got a F3 deal with Dan and Imogen, ive got a F2 deal with Lori and ive got a F2 deal with Imogen.
Basically, ive planted myself right in the middle of the game and right now, noone is going to put me up next week. My personal philosophy in games is that i never want to lose a competition and that the only way that i can guarantee my safety is too go "all out" all the time, but in all honesty, it might be better for my overall game if i didn't win HOH next week.
Lori can't play so i dont have to worry about her doing anything crazy or stupid, Imogen definitely wont put me up. Dan doesn't have a prayer in hell of winning and if he did he would put up Imogen and JJ, and JJ would absolutely put up Lori and Dan if he won HOH, so i literally have nothing to worry about next week until veto time.
If i were to win HOH next week, id have to make a huge decision, id probably be forced to put up lori and dan, and id really hate to have to burn bridges with them so close to jury, if i could get Imogen or JJ to do my dirty work for me and take out Lori or Dan, then id be sitting pretty heading into the F4 HOH.
Hmmm, maybe i will try to throw this next HOH, we'll have to see how it shakes out.
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Post by billi on Jul 18, 2011 17:03:29 GMT -4
Ok, so now here's my real official vote, lol.
I'm riding Imogen until her back breaks, this is an absolute no brainer. This vote ensures that if either Imogen or JJ win HOH next week i won't go up in the initial nomination, and that's money in my book.
I OFFICIALLY VOTE TO EVICT JESSICA
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Post by billi on Jul 19, 2011 0:48:05 GMT -4
The UBER LULZ quote of the week
LoriGotCurves: god i played this game horrible
LOL ya think? maybe it had something to do with the fact that you were super paranoid from the day the game started, you never trusted me once, even when i did actually try to legitimately work with you, you made deals with Dana and Makosi, two people who's only goals were to eliminate me from the game, then you turn around and try to throw together a "girls alliance" with jessica, imogen, and makosi hoping that i won't find out.
LoriGotCurves: everyone i trusted screwed me over
LoriGotCurves: i trusted imogen/makosi/jessica in the girl alliance...that went well
Tell me Lori, if this girls alliance had actually come to fruition, and i didnt have a F2 alliance with Imogen, exactly how long would i have lasted in this game? MAYYYYYYYBE the 2nd guy out after Dino? MAYYYYYYBE? Maybe before Dino? Who fucking knows.
And you wouldn't have shed one fucking tear as i packed my gigantic penis into my oversized suitcase that im required by federal law to carry it in and walked out the door. And so now, here you sit as desperate as the day is long and try to make me feel sorry for you. Well that shit aint gonna fly around here.
I have nutted in dozens of women's unsuspecting mouths under the guise of "don't worry babe, ill tell you when im about to cum" and i have felt less than an ounce of guilt, remorse or regret over it, Well, I'll be goddamned if im going to feel sorry for your crazy, paranoid, backstabbing ass. GTFO BITCH!!!!!
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