LORI, ARE YOU THE DUMBEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WORLD? Your secret plan is to backdoor me this week? AS IF. I'm about to win the shit out of this POV competition and then vote to keep the people you want out. Eat my butt, Lori.
Here are my recent chats with JJ and with Billi where they each told me about Lori's "secret" plan to get me out post-veto. If I win veto, I'll almost certainly
not use it to save JJ. That way, we keep our very tight alliance under wraps from everyone (except Billi, who already knows about it) and Billi and I have 2/3 votes to keep him and send invisible Jessica home to her boyfriend, Dino. Bye bye, bitch!
And then! Then! Lori can't even compete in next week's HOH, which will be me, JJ, and Billi against Dan. You can't get better odds than that! So, the game should go like this:
F5 HOH competition: me, Billi, JJ vs. Dan (Dan clearly won't win)
F5 boot: almost certainly that dumb bitch Lori
F4 HOH competition: two of (me/Billi/JJ) vs. Dan (again, Dan clearly won't win)
F4 boot: Dan or JJ
F3: me, Billi and Dan/JJ
JJ: Heylow
bbcurveimogen: heylow to you too
bbcurveimogen: how'd the veto go?
JJ: How are u? Erm not spectacularly. I'm on my phone so apologies for delayed responses
bbcurveimogen: no worries. i'm doing ok
JJ: Lori spoke to me. At first she was fishing and part of me thinks she still is. Asking me about Pov and claimed she wants to help me cause she wants Jess out
JJ: So I didn't tell her how well or bad I did
bbcurveimogen: i wouldnt believe her if she says she wants jess out over you
JJ: But both Billi/Lori said to me they mucked up on the first round by not doing b... Is for etc
bbcurveimogen: good that you didnt tell her your info. she was almost certainly fishing for info
JJ: Neither do I. She said she wants my vote if I save myself.
bbcurveimogen: i ended up doing ok
JJ: I struggled. I'm not submitting till tomorrow . So far I've got 7 -__-
bbcurveimogen: how many letters did you end up getting total?
JJ: Lori goes the top score from her knowledge is 8
bbcurveimogen: maybe from her knowledge
JJ: And Dan is the most uselss piece of shit ever
bbcurveimogen: so true
JJ: How much did u get
bbcurveimogen: you tell me first
bbcurveimogen: and then you can be happy or sad at mine, depending
JJ: Dan won't win. He's a have not ...
JJ: I've got 7 so far but I've not submitted it
JJ: Billi is probs being honest
bbcurveimogen: how many letters did you collect total?
JJ: Oh I can't remember the total... Ill have to check later
JJ: Like 20 odd I think
bbcurveimogen: oh ok
bbcurveimogen: well, i'll tell you how i did as long as it's obviously just between the two of us
JJ: Ofcourse you know that's the case
bbcurveimogen: ok
bbcurveimogen: well i ended up collecting 40 letters
JJ: I'd much rather you won. And wow omg
JJ: Well done
bbcurveimogen: and out of those, i was able to make an 18 letter word
bbcurveimogen: please dont tell anyone
JJ: Bravo. I'm very proud of u
bbcurveimogen: i want lori to shit herself
JJ: I won't 100%
JJ: Are we still doing what we said?
JJ: I think she wants to backdoor u
bbcurveimogen: well that'd be stupid of her
JJ: She kept saying 'I want u to win but ill only help if u give me ur vote'
bbcurveimogen: b/c she told me i'd be safe this round
JJ: She doesn't strike as someone who is a person of her word
bbcurveimogen: right exactly
bbcurveimogen: well i sincerely hope i win veto
bbcurveimogen: if she asks if you know how i did
bbcurveimogen: tell her i got like a 7 letter word or something
JJ: So do I. Yeah no problem
JJ: Can u still save me?
bbcurveimogen: clearly
JJ: Thank u. We can do this
bbcurveimogen: who would go up in your place?
JJ: Probably Dan I imagine
bbcurveimogen: i wont trust anything lori says about who she's putting up
JJ: Unless she wants Billi up who knows
bbcurveimogen: so i'm not even going to ask her
JJ: Its not worth even asking
bbcurveimogen: the only situation in which i wouldnt save you with veto
bbcurveimogen: is since you'd be safe if billi and i voted to keep you
bbcurveimogen: b/c he's made mention that he doesnt want you to go this week
JJ: He said he has my back too, but obviously I don't know how safe that makes me feel
bbcurveimogen: right. but if we can guarantee his vote to keep you, then you get to stay and it doesn't reveal the alliance between me/you, which could be key
bbcurveimogen: and then dan can vote however he wants, again, and no one will care
JJ: Yeah that could work.
bbcurveimogen: but again
bbcurveimogen: i'd only go that route if billi's vote was 100%
JJ: I don't know how much I can trust Billi
bbcurveimogen: i think at this point it's like 95%?
JJ: Yeah
bbcurveimogen: i was just talking to billi about this
bbcurveimogen: i'd rather go into a f5 situation with you and him
JJ: Ah okay, what'd he say
bbcurveimogen: than with jess/dan/lori all three in it
JJ: Yes I agree
bbcurveimogen: b/c if any of them won, i'd be gone in a heartbeat
JJ: Yes, even if I got off and Billi went up. We'd still control the votes
JJ: But that'd mean revealing us two have a deal.
bbcurveimogen: right
JJ: If Billi is giving his word ... He seemed keen on keeping me
bbcurveimogen: it might be best in that case
bbcurveimogen: to keep things as they are to not reveal anything
JJ: Alright well I just don't want Billi surprising us
bbcurveimogen: i think he knows his game would be ruined if he did
bbcurveimogen: b/c then we'd be against him and the rest of the house is already against him
bbcurveimogen: or they dont like how much of an asshole he can be
JJ: Yes but I'd be gone lol
JJ: Yeah I suppose
bbcurveimogen: well that's clearly not going to happen
JJ: At least we know there won't be any tie
bbcurveimogen: in the votes? right
bbcurveimogen: so lori has no say there
JJ: Yep precisely
bbcurveimogen: so do you think i have a good shot at winning veto?
JJ: Yeh of course. I can't see anyone beating you
bbcurveimogen: yeah dan and jess wont
bbcurveimogen: i believe you when you say you didnt
bbcurveimogen: billi says he has a 5 letter word
bbcurveimogen: so it's me or lori it looks like
JJ: Didn't what?
bbcurveimogen: didnt get a final word longer than mine
JJ: Yeah and Lori wouldn't speak to me about it unless she was worried for herself
JJ: Oh yeah definitely I've got 7 so far and I have no chance of exceeding past 18
JJ: I can safely say that much
bbcurveimogen: did you put your letters into an anagram site on the web?
bbcurveimogen: or just figure out a word yourself?
JJ: How long u online for? I'm gonna go on my laptop a little later
bbcurveimogen: i should be online for a while today
JJ: I did both. All the ones above the 8ish mark aren't found on dictionary.com
bbcurveimogen: boo
JJ: I had a rubbish set to be fair. I didn't think of the ings or eds
Changed status to Offline (3:06:33 PM)
JJ: Sorry got d/c
JJ: If the host is on. That is
Billi: message me before you decide to do the veto
Billi: we've got issues
bbcurveimogen: hey
bbcurveimogen: sorry
bbcurveimogen: i already did veto, right when she posted it
bbcurveimogen: why, what's up?
Billi: whats your best word so far
bbcurveimogen: it has 18 letters
Billi: goddamn son
bbcurveimogen: i told you
bbcurveimogen: challenge whore imogen
bbcurveimogen: is out to play
Billi: apparently now lori's plan is to backdoor you
Billi: but her best word is only 5 letters
bbcurveimogen: lol well good thing i worked to get this veto then
Billi: mine is only 5 too
bbcurveimogen: stupid bitch
bbcurveimogen: she was going to go back on our deal?
Billi: yeah
Billi: but keep this on the downlow
Billi: im the only one shes told so far
bbcurveimogen: well jj just told me the same thing
Billi: lmao
bbcurveimogen: lol right
Billi: well apparently she lied about that
bbcurveimogen: shock! lori lied!
Billi: and she made me promise that if the noms stayed the same id vote jj out
bbcurveimogen: yeah as if
Billi: but ill promise that stupid bitch anything to get her to leave me alone
bbcurveimogen: right
bbcurveimogen: so if i win veto, should i save jj?
Billi: nah, you dont have to
Billi: me and you have 2/3 votes
bbcurveimogen: right
bbcurveimogen: and you're cool with keeping him
bbcurveimogen: ?
Billi: yeah, if you are
bbcurveimogen: i know we said we'd want to get rid of him at some point
bbcurveimogen: but i think it's too early still
bbcurveimogen: b/c us going into next round with jess, dan and lori
Billi: alright, thats fine with me
bbcurveimogen: leaves me feeling outnumbered
Billi: right
Billi: i wanted to talk to you before we made any decision about votes
Billi: and i was going back and forth thinking that i like the way the challenge possibilities stack up as me and you vs jess, dan and lori
Billi: because they all suck
Billi: BUT
Billi: if any of them win theyd put you up in a heartbeat
bbcurveimogen: right exactly
Billi: and theres a good chance id be up next to you
bbcurveimogen: yup
bbcurveimogen: exactly
bbcurveimogen: better to keep me, you, jj in charge
Billi: so probably the best thing is to keep jj
Billi: right
bbcurveimogen: right
bbcurveimogen: plus, jj has shown zero sign of turning on me
bbcurveimogen: and he hasnt said anything about going after you
bbcurveimogen: once
bbcurveimogen: ever
bbcurveimogen: which is crazy
Billi: i had a nice talk with him today
Billi: i told him i had his back
Billi: or at least, he asked me if i did
Billi: and i said yes
bbcurveimogen: right good
Billi: so i think we're all squared away
bbcurveimogen: i cant believe that bitch lori wanted to try and backdoor me
Billi: lol
bbcurveimogen: she's so stupid
bbcurveimogen: she should at least wait until after veto to see if i lose
Billi: well i figured thats what she'd try to do
bbcurveimogen: and then start plotting that
bbcurveimogen: whatever, she can suck it
Billi: honestly i was surprised she didnt put you up originally
bbcurveimogen: i got 40 letters and used 18 of them to spell my word
Billi: if she would have put you up against jj it probably would have saved her game
bbcurveimogen: right
bbcurveimogen: but she's stupid
Billi: yeah, for sure
Billi: i completely fucked up the challenge
Billi: my whole first round
bbcurveimogen:
Billi: i didnt do the A is for B is for
Billi: thing
Billi: so i didnt get any letters
bbcurveimogen: so how many letters did you get total then?
bbcurveimogen: oh shit
Billi: 14 total
Billi: lmao
Billi: but i do have enough letters to spell BITCH
Billi: so im just gonna do that
bbcurveimogen: lol yes!
bbcurveimogen: any word on how lori did?
Billi: she told me her longest word is 5
bbcurveimogen: ooh and
Billi: but who knows
bbcurveimogen: if i win veto
bbcurveimogen: can i say something in my speech about how she's a bitch for trying to plot to backdoor me?
Billi: lol, sure i dont care
Billi: she cant play HOH next week anyways
bbcurveimogen: right
Billi: she'll probably blame sophie
bbcurveimogen: LOL
Billi: i just sent that little exchange to sophie
Billi: i think she appreciated it
bbcurveimogen:
bbcurveimogen: btw, my word is very nerdy
Billi: what is it
bbcurveimogen: i'll let you wait to see
Billi: lol, alright
Billi: i think youve got this shit in the bag
Billi: 18 is a LOT of fucking letters
bbcurveimogen: i made sure to get as many vowels as i could
bbcurveimogen: ok, i'll tell you but only b/c i know you wont tell anyone
bbcurveimogen: my word was
bbcurveimogen: spectrographically
bbcurveimogen:
Billi: dmnnnn
bbcurveimogen:
Billi: yeah, im not sayin shit to anyone
bbcurveimogen: we are just going to keep knocking these comps out
bbcurveimogen: to the end
Billi: yup
bbcurveimogen: watch lori actulaly have like
bbcurveimogen: an 8 letter word
bbcurveimogen: and she thinks she's all slick, lying and saying she only has 5
bbcurveimogen: and then
bbcurveimogen: BAM
bbcurveimogen: 18 letters
bbcurveimogen: eat my butthole, lori
Billi: lmfao
Billi: thats probably whats gonna happen
Billi: she probably thinks shes got it
bbcurveimogen: well tell her i have a 7 letter word
bbcurveimogen: if she asks
Billi: lol, alright
bbcurveimogen: you know what i just realized
bbcurveimogen: if jess does go this week like we're planning
bbcurveimogen: the next hoh comp
bbcurveimogen: is me, you, and jj
bbcurveimogen: against dan
bbcurveimogen:
bbcurveimogen: BYE BYE LORI
Billi: lmao
Billi: yup
Billi: shes out the door
bbcurveimogen: and then the f4 hoh comp
bbcurveimogen: is dan against two of me/you/jj
Billi: for sure
Billi: and as long as jj doesnt suspect that me and you are together
bbcurveimogen: right, i dont think he does
Billi: then we dont have to worry about anything