Episode 5

[billi]

Crazy ass lori has officially fallen off her rocker. She's been teetering on the brink of sanity since i put dana and makosi up on the block together and she finally decided to hit the self destruction button this round.

This ended up working out perfectly for me, now Makosi and Lori are both high up on the hit list before anyone actually considers its time to get rid of billi. I swear to god im the only person on the planet that could play a game, win an HOH in the first 3 rounds and still be considered a boring floater. lol

But anyyyyyyways, if the nominations stay the same, im gonna fight like hell to keep lori in the game, makosi is a much stronger challenge player and the fact that lori is FUCKING NUTS, keeps the target off of myself and thats absolutely fantastic.

As far as alliances go, me and imogen are still stuck together like glue, the road has been laid for us to walk to the final 2 in this game if we can just get one or two small breaks here or there. I dont mean to sound cocky or anything, but if i had to bet my life savings on two people making it to the end of the game at this point it would be me and imogen. I know for a fact that Imogen can turn it up when she needs to and its getting to the point now where we can start racking up victories as a team and take this game by the balls.

Ideally i would love to win the next HOH and take a chunk out of this whole, Dino, JJ, Jessica alliance. Because i know that once Lori and Makosi are gone, ill probably be the number one target and even Imogen wont be able to protect me if one of those three win HOH.

By far the most powerful person in this game right now other than Imogen is Dino, hes got the challenge wins and the numbers to threaten my longterm gameplay, i dont have anything against him personally but the bitch has to go.

[billi]

Well its time to vote for this round and crazy ass Lori continues to be fucking crazy as hell. Now shes going on a rampage and telling everyone if they dont vote her out, then next week is going to be 10000 times worse than what she said this week.

Well let me be the first to say that,

1. Most of the shit you said wasn't really even that bad, ive seen shit SOOOOO much worse in ORG's in the past. Hell, ive even said worse stuff in ORG's in my life to people. I once wishes cervical cancer on some old lying bitch that stabbed me in the back, so if you think that anyone in this game fears the crazy that comes spouting from your lips, then you need to get some fucking perspective.

2. Its completely obvious what youre trying to do here, you know Makosi is a bigger challenge threat and shes probably going to go home regardless, so youre just giving yourself a free pass to call all the gay kids cocksuckers and other stuff that they already know they are and you can be like "Hey, if you didnt want me to say it, you should have voted me out"

3. NONE OF THAT SHIT WAS ORIGINAL, FUNNY, WITTY, OR ALL THAT BAD. The only thing that made it to the point where the host had to warn you to shut your crazy cum trap of a mouth was that you basically just kept saying the same boring, repetitive, homophobic shit that youve been saying for hours and if anyone in the game heard you tell Dino he was some offensive variation of gay one more time, then everyone in the game would pass around the grape kool-aid and commit mass suicide "Jonestown" style.

and finally

4. Youre not a badass rebel because you can point out that some gay kid is gay, these are ORG's 99% of the guys and girls in this game are gay dudes, if you can pick one out of an entire cast, you shouldnt be patting yourself on the back, you should be walking around with a glazed look in your eyes and and a frozen look of wonderment on your face as you tell anyone within earshot that you just discovered the sky is blue.


The fact that this crazy bitch is so filled with hate, has to come from some deep dark place rooted in her past, i wouldnt be surprised if she was molested as a child or listens to Justin Bieber or something else evil and satanic. It doesnt matter one way or another, I'm gonna work my damndest to make sure that that crazy bitch hangs around for at least another week. Having this much crazy in the game ensures that good ole Billi boy doesnt have to sleep with one eye open or watch his back at every turn.

[billi]

I would just like to take this time to officially apologize to Sophie on behalf of Imogen on myself for making you quit the game. If Imogen and I hadnt shared information about how fucking stupid and cuntastic Lori, Makosi, and Dana are/were in this game, then you would never have been accused of rigging the game and would still be here to delight us with your amusing tales of anal and oral sex with a vast number of partners.

I just hope you can use this time off from the game to let the scabs on your knees heal and you'll be back to doing what you love to do most.


(Wow, even im surprised how fast i turned that DR sexual)

[Bianca Benigno]

I'm sure Sophie will forgive you.

Good DR, btw.

[billi]

VOTING TIME:

I know Lori is going around begging people to vote her out, but i dont think she actually wants to go anywhere this round, and she knows shes going to stay. She just wants a free pass to be able to bash gay people some more and it is what it is. The more she runs her mouth, the more everyone else in the game stays oblivious to the fact that Imogen and are working together, so id like to keep Lori around at least one, maybe two more rounds. So with that being said.


I VOTE TO EVICT MAKOSI


I MADE IT FURTHER THAN THE AFRICAN BITCH DOCTOR

See you on the flip side you fucking cunt.