Episode One

[Makosi Musambasi]

DAY ONE

Conversation with Dino

AussieDinoDelish 8:30 pm
Hey Makosi :]

Makosi Musambasi 8:30 pm
hello!!!!

AussieDinoDelish 8:30 pm
how art thou?

Makosi Musambasi 8:31 pm
very swell. i made myself a cup of hot chocoa and im just detoxing from the day.
how are you?

AussieDinoDelish 8:32 pm
oooo that sounds very nice right now.
im doing swell though, thanks! quite excited if i do say so myself

Makosi Musambasi 8:32 pm
for what?

AussieDinoDelish 8:32 pm
for the game to get going of course! :-P

Makosi Musambasi 8:33 pm
ME TOO!!! i've been waiting forever. im so glad the hosts believed in me to choose me for the cast. I feel so *priveledged* to be here.

AussieDinoDelish 8:34 pm
Mmmhm, I do toooo. we're a good half of the applicants <3
lets do them proud

Makosi Musambasi 8:35 pm
DEFINITELY! there is so much more pressure to deliver when you know that 14 other people didnt make it
OMG WHAT IF THERE ARE TWO GAMES GOING ON AT ONCE AND THE OTHER 14 ARE PLAYING ALONGSIDE
that would be SO weird lol

AussieDinoDelish 8:36 pm
O.O
and they think we're the half that didnt get casted
omygod
good theory =-O =-O
tricky tricky

Makosi Musambasi 8:36 pm
then we merge up at like final 7 and it's like BAM
the game starts again

AussieDinoDelish 8:37 pm
D:
our game needs to stick together <3

Makosi Musambasi 8:37 pm
i know! all 14 of us should align together right now

AussieDinoDelish 8:37 pm
OK
LETS GO
lets get this game going

Makosi Musambasi 8:38 pm
we will win
all 14 of us
it hasnt happened yet

AussieDinoDelish 8:38 pm
we'll be unstoppable.

Makosi Musambasi 8:38 pm
BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IT ISNT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AussieDinoDelish 8:38 pm
THE IMPOSSIBLE IS POSSIBLE, MADAME.
We'll all make the f2<3

Makosi Musambasi 8:39 pm
i cant wait for the jury vote to be 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1

AussieDinoDelish 8:39 pm
omfg we're all gonna win :')
im so proud of our cast.

Makosi Musambasi 8:40 pm
dunno about that girl dana though

AussieDinoDelish 8:40 pm
h

Makosi Musambasi 8:40 pm
i feel like

AussieDinoDelish 8:40 pm
your bunkmate?

Makosi Musambasi 8:40 pm
she
is LYING to herself
SHE IS NOT A KITTEN :@

AussieDinoDelish 8:40 pm
bitch thinks shes a pussy cat
lmfaooooooo

Makosi Musambasi 8:40 pm
maybe she is transpecies

AussieDinoDelish 8:40 pm
she a tranny =-O

Makosi Musambasi 8:41 pm
but ~*I*~ don't think the world is ready for a half human/half kitten that isnt joan rivers
well
a wise woman
once told me

Makosi Musambasi 8:41 pm
don't judge a book by its cover

AussieDinoDelish 8:41 pm
was this wise woman joan rivers?

Makosi Musambasi 8:41 pm
what you see is what you get

AussieDinoDelish 8:41 pm
oh yes
i understand

Makosi Musambasi 8:41 pm
no joan rivers told me not to trust poker players.
ARE YOU A POKER PLAYER?

AussieDinoDelish 8:42 pm
NO.
lmfao apprentice :3

Makosi Musambasi 8:43 pm
what is that face :3?

AussieDinoDelish 8:43 pm
i think it's a pussy cat.

Makosi Musambasi 8:43 pm
it looks like
an ass

Makosi Musambasi 8:43 pm
do cats make those faces

AussieDinoDelish 8:44 pm
cats make ass faces all the time

Makosi Musambasi 8:44 pm
i guess they originated stank face then
my friends shrink told her that a person who doesnt like cats FEARS a dominate sexual female.

AussieDinoDelish 8:45 pm
o.O
i love pussy cats

Makosi Musambasi 8:45 pm
me too :-)

AussieDinoDelish 8:45 pm
we accept dominate sexual females

Makosi Musambasi 8:45 pm
i like song S&M it's a fun dance track

AussieDinoDelish 8:46 pm
yess
agreed
most britney songs are good dancing songs
oh thats rihanna

Makosi Musambasi 8:46 pm
when im in the club, doing my dutty wine

AussieDinoDelish 8:46 pm
oops lol

Makosi Musambasi 8:46 pm
i love it

AussieDinoDelish 8:46 pm
dutty love

Makosi Musambasi 8:46 pm
when s&m comes on

Makosi Musambasi 8:48 pm
the bible is like a romance novel i swear
there is constant promiscuous action going on

AussieDinoDelish 8:48 pm
is it me?

Makosi Musambasi 8:48 pm
like have sex with slaves just to make their sister jealous

AussieDinoDelish 8:48 pm
oh the bible
=-O
oh hott
lets become biblical characters, k?

Makosi Musambasi 8:49 pm
i hate most biblical characters
EXCEPT
mary magdelene
and esau
most are undercover bitches ">"

AussieDinoDelish 8:50 pm
mary magdelene was a prostitute?


Makosi Musambasi 8:50 pm
ya but at least she OWNED it
the others didnt

AussieDinoDelish 8:50 pm
SOUNDS LEGIT

Makosi Musambasi 8:51 pm
i wish the book of mary magdelene was included in the bible
she seemed so wise

AussieDinoDelish 8:51 pm
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Makosi Musambasi 8:52 pm
LOL!

Makosi Musambasi 8:54 pm
this chocoa is too sweet i wish i didnt add the syrup in

AussieDinoDelish 8:55 pm
ill drink some for you :}

Makosi Musambasi 8:55 pm
it's like something a hummingbird would drink or whatever verb hummingbirds use

[Makosi Musambasi]

I hate Dana already. She is pretending to be a cat or something. I like cats, they're furry and adorable but she is trying to be some TRANSPECIES creature and that does NOT gel with me. Maybe I'm just not as open-minded but the world is not ready for half human/half cats yet. I WANT HER GONE.

[Makosi Musambasi]

DAY TWO

Billi is IGNORANT he thought my name was dankie. DANKIE MEANS THANK YOU IN AFRIKAANS. Sometimes people speak other languages and he needs to learn that HE is being ignorant. The worst part is, he did NOT capitalize the dankie it was lowercased and THAT is a sign of disrespect. I want him gone.

[Makosi Musambasi]

Lori Valenti 10:32 pm
hey girl
sucks that you didnt show up on time

Makosi Musambasi 10:32 pm
yeah i was asleep
i didnt know we had hoh tonight

Lori Valenti 10:33 pm
awww

Makosi Musambasi 10:33 pm
but it's okay

Lori Valenti 10:33 pm
yeah

Makosi Musambasi 10:34 pm
do you think i'm going to go up

Lori Valenti 10:34 pm
i doubt it
i hope not

Makosi Musambasi 10:34 pm
i dont know tbh
did anyone not show up

Lori Valenti 10:34 pm
billi
and monet was first one out

Makosi Musambasi 10:34 pm
i hate billi

Lori Valenti 10:35 pm
but you and billi didnt show up

Makosi Musambasi 10:35 pm
billi is RACIST

Lori Valenti 10:35 pm
he is?
how you know

Makosi Musambasi 10:35 pm
well when i signed up for rooms
i said I WANT THIS ROOM. Dankie!
and Dankie means Thank You in Afrikaans
but then billi put DANKIE as my name on the list

Lori Valenti 10:36 pm
right
what the hell

Makosi Musambasi 10:36 pm
and i think he put that
because black people have different names

Lori Valenti 10:36 pm
omg thats so rude

Lori Valenti 10:40 pm
so are we still cool?

Lori Valenti 10:50 pm
ok, gnite

Makosi Musambasi 11:00 pm
gnight

[Makosi Musambasi]

Jessica Hughbanks! 10:32 pm
Hey Makosi ! :-D
I'm really sorry I wasn't able to speak to you before the HOH

Makosi Musambasi 10:32 pm
hey gurl how's it hanging

Jessica Hughbanks! 10:32 pm
How are you, though?
I'm great :-D

Makosi Musambasi 10:32 pm
i'm okay too!
i'm just making dinner now eep

Jessica Hughbanks! 10:32 pm
lolol food<333
i was just thinking how i'm a pig
i need to stop eatin' junk food!

Makosi Musambasi 10:33 pm
i LOVE food

Jessica Hughbanks! 10:33 pm
ME 2
I once fell in love with a boy
because he made me amazing maccaroni
True story! LOL

Makosi Musambasi 10:33 pm
ALOL

Makosi Musambasi 10:34 pm
i'm making pizza from scratch
so the dough takes a while to make

Jessica Hughbanks! 10:35 pm
D:
OMFG
GIMMIE SOME PLZ

Makosi Musambasi 10:36 pm
i dont have any pizza sauce
so im using

Jessica Hughbanks! (Angieeewithlove) is available 10:37 pm
Makosi Musambasi 10:37 pm
spaghetti sauce

Jessica Hughbanks! 10:38 pm
mmm
feed me
lolol

Jessica Hughbanks! 10:41 pm
I've gotta go now, but save me some plz ^____^
ahahaa
good night<3

[Makosi Musambasi]

I did not show up to the House of Head competition today. This worries me because people can say that I don't care but I do care!! I was sleeping and because sometimes people think that I don't put in an effort but the effort was 100% there and if I had won I would've KICKED ASS.

I have an alliance with Lori right now. I like Lori because Lori is the first person to go out of her way to say HEY I LIKE YOU WANT TO ALIGN? I trust Lori because I am a very loyal person and I am truthful. Lori may have alliances with other people but I don't care!! If she doesn't nominate me and keep me safe she can be align with whoever she likes!

Imogen won HoH and it's like whatever. Imogen will probably nominate me I DON'T CARE because I know if she nominate me for the reasons I think, then Billi will go up too and Billi is RACIST! My name is not dankie and Lori agrees with me that it was racist. Billi will be the next to go and that all works in my plan.

My plan right now is to bring all girls to the end because in 5 season of big brother africa one one girl won and that was season 1!!! It's time for a change of pace so a girl needs to win this one.

Dana is a man though so she doesn't count as a girl.

JJ and Dino are sweethearts they are really nice to talk to and I really think they are nice people. JJ is from the UK so that will help me in the long run.

Joshuah quit the game but who cares about him not like he was relevant anyways.

Laura is ignorant. After the HoH competition I was talking to her about talking to her and bb africa and she said isnt bb africa like survivor?!! I was MAD because why would she say that about Africa. Africa is a civilized country and there are many big cities here. If Laura lived in Africa she would be dead. I want her gone.

Jessica is fun.

[Makosi Musambasi]

For some reason Monet said that she thinks her and I will be nominated. I don't know why she would think that but if Imogen does nominate us both, it's because she is racist and has an evil power alliance with Billi. I need to stop Imogen from rearing her UGLY head.

The only reason to nominate someone in week one is because they're boring and I feel like I add shades of fun around here. Imogen, she is boring and her favorite food is chocolate. I want her gone. Imogen is sneaky. She's playing the safe game and playing the safe game just gets you to 8th place, in a game like this.

I am playing a risk game. Risk games are risky but it helps you win. No one cares about Imogen. No one.

Imogen is ugly. Imogen is boring. Imogen only has friends because she won HoH. Imogen is NEVER on AIM. Imogen is anti-social. Imogen likes LOST and that ended YEARS ago. Imogen is racist. Imogen is NOT the fan favorite. Imogen is shady. Imogen only cares about herself. Imogen can't be trusted. I want Imogen gone.

I have the votes to stay. Lori, JJ, Dale, Laura, Jessica and I assume everyone else LOVE me. Imogen is just jealous that I threaten her position as the fan favorite.

I deal with people like Imogen EVERY day and it's not sexy. Imogen probably doesn't even know what class is because she does not have any traces of it.

I came into this game wanting to play and I don't think leaving in week one would be a good strategy.

[Makosi Musambasi]

WHY DOES IMOGEN WANT TO HAVE A SKINNY DIPPING PARTY IN THE JACUZZI? SHE HAS NO ASS AND PANCAKE TITS.

[Makosi Musambasi]

Imogen probably wants me up on the block because of my volumptuous stature and curvacious body.

[Makosi Musambasi]

IGOMEN PROBABLY HAS ME BLOCKED ON AIM SO SHE CAN USE THE EXCUSE THAT IM NEVER ON. WHAT A BITCH.

[Makosi Musambasi]

i love dino

Makosi Musambasi 6:58 pm
hi dino

AussieDinoDelish 6:58 pm
hello empress queen
:]

Makosi Musambasi 6:59 pm
why did monet said that her and i would be nominated

AussieDinoDelish 6:59 pm
why would you be nominated?
o.O

Makosi Musambasi 6:59 pm
i dont know!

AussieDinoDelish 6:59 pm
i could see her saying you & billi because you two didnt show up for hoh (though you came late <3)
and i could see it being her and billi tbh
cuz you showed up & you have a great personality

Makosi Musambasi 6:59 pm
im nervous because i dont trust billi

AussieDinoDelish 7:00 pm
me neither lol, i havent even spoken to him

Makosi Musambasi 7:00 pm
i asked him to IM me last night when he got back and he never did!!

AussieDinoDelish 7:00 pm
awwh lame. :-( maybe he forgotted? :-P

Makosi Musambasi 7:01 pm
i hope that im not nominated.

AussieDinoDelish 7:01 pm
i hope not too

Makosi Musambasi 7:01 pm
if i was hoh i would nominate the boring people LOL

AussieDinoDelish 7:01 pm
but i think you stand a high chance of being safe :]
ikr
ur not boring at all

Makosi Musambasi 7:01 pm
i need to talk to imogen but she is NOT online

AussieDinoDelish 7:02 pm
RUDE
PM her?

Makosi Musambasi 7:02 pm
i was thinking about that but i dont want to come off as DESPERATE

AussieDinoDelish 7:03 pm
awww haha
its worth a shot i guess
but i have to go
D:

Makosi Musambasi 7:03 pm
bye!

AussieDinoDelish 7:03 pm
green lantern!

Makosi Musambasi 7:03 pm
have fun

AussieDinoDelish 7:03 pm
bye :] good luck <3 you better stay safe
thanks!

[Makosi Musambasi]

I HATE IMOGEN SHE IS A BEAST HARLOT. IF THIS WAS THE BIBLICAL TIMES, SHE WOULD BE STONED TO DEATH!!

[Makosi Musambasi]

song about imogen:

[Makosi Musambasi]

SHE IS A DROWNING PLACE OF EVIL.

[Makosi Musambasi]

How is it FAIR to nominate me for eviction? I've been around, I've been fun. I have shown that I CARE to be here. BILLI HASN'T. BILLI DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THIS GAME AND I ASSUME HE WAS A PLANT TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE. BILLI IS TERRIBLE. BILLI SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED OVER ME.